Top Ten Real Estate Puns

We have received a lot of positive feedback about our office sign, so much so that it has prompted me to release my list of the Top Ten Real Estate Puns.

The message on the sign is changed each weekday, so it is very rare for us to go a week without some sort of feedback from our customers or from somebody who was just passing by.

And it is this feedback, coupled with my own warped sense of humor, that has helped me establish the list of the best puns about buying or selling a home. I hope you enjoy them as much as we do here at Joe Manausa Real Estate.

And as a bonus, I have included a total of 90 real estate puns in an animated picture.

A Sign That You've Found The Best Real Estate Puns

Below is a copy of our street sign that is located at 2066 Thomasville Road in Tallahassee. All you have to do is keep your eye on the sign, as each of more than 90 of our top real estate puns is contained within.

 Top Real Estate Puns

The Top 10 Real Estate Puns

Here is my Top 10 list of real estate puns, done in the David Letterman format ...

10. Realtors need closure.

9.  Nobody likes the home on Robinhood, it has a little john.

8. Truckers like to buy houses with long haul ways.

7. Don't get a big yard if your wife tires easily.

6. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

5. When you buy a home south of the border you don't peso much.

4. The man who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.

3. Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

2. My neighbors sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me!

1. A man's home is his castle ... in a manor of speaking.

Where To Find Fresh Real Estate Puns

We update our sign each weekday. Come by any time for our most recent play on real estate words.

I just got this one from one of our customers looking at luxury homes for sale in Tallahassee ... My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.

Do You Have A Good Real Estate Pun

If you have or create a pun that you think belongs on our sign, we'd love to see it. Our goal with these puns is to maintain a connection with real estate, so it's not just about puns ... but real estate puns!

By way of reminder, Merriam-Webster tells us that a pun is "the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound."

So give it a shot, we'd love to hear from you. Either leave a comment below for all the world to see, or send me a private message and we will consider your real estate pun for our sign on Thomasville Road.


#1 By JT Smith, Pun Master at 7/11/2017 3:49 AM

Those are some hilarious puns, and you have good manors.

#2 By somebodyRandom at 11/16/2018 9:39 AM

I have a lot of land.

#3 By Joe Manausa at 11/16/2018 9:44 AM


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